"Wanting more. Having your cake or eating your cake are fine. Not even wanting cake is where you get fucked."
— Doug Stanhope

January 1, 1970

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Original Language: English

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When asked, "What would constitute 'complete happiness' to Doug Stanhope (you)?" Doug Stanhope interview, MarkPrindle.com, 2007