"4 Ningauble 21:10, 6 November 2008 (UTC) Part of this is a personal favorite: "Things are set up as contraries that are not even in the same category. Listen to me: the opposite of radical is superficial, the opposite of liberal is stingy; the opposite of conservative is destructive. Thus I will describe myself as a radical conservative liberal." I also endorse the longer version, although I think its edginess detracts a little. -->"