"We don't WANT to drink and drive ... But there's no other way to get the fucking CAR back to the HOUSE!! How are we supposed to get fucking home??!!"
— Sam Kinison

January 1, 1970

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Comedians from the United StatesStand-up comedians from the United StatesActors from Washington (state)
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