"Somebody pinch me. You know what? I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough. Somebody shoot me in the face. Is he really not here tonight? Dammit."
— Stephen Colbert

January 1, 1970

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Comedians from the United StatesTelevision personalitiesProducers from the United StatesActors from Washington, D.C.Hampden–Sydney College alumni
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Expressing his awe at being so close to the president.

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Expressing his awe at being so close to the president.