"“Hey, they’re sweatin’,” said Rob Anybody. “You mean we could have lawyers on oour side as well?” “Yes, of course,” said the toad. “You can have defense lawyers.” “Defense?” said Rob Anybody. “Are you tellin’ me we could get awa’ wi’ it ’cause of a tishoo o’ lies?” “Certainly,” said the toad. “And with all the treasure you’ve stolen, you can pay enough to be very innocent indeed.”"
January 1, 1970
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