"The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb."
— Falklands War

January 1, 1970

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Original Language: English

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Variant: Two bald men fighting over a comb. — As paraphrased in Julian Barnes, "The worst reported war since the Crimean", The Guardian, 25 February 2002.