"[trying to figure out the connection between Lt. Einhorn and Ray Finkle, but sees his pet dog sitting on the Finkle photograph, and deduces something by the dog's hair making it look as if Finkle has woman's hair.] What the...that's it. That's it. Einhorn is Finkle. Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a MAN! [remembering Einhorn had kissed him] OH MY GOD! EINHORN IS A MAN?! [goes to vomit in the bathroom] It wasn't a gun! It wasn't a gun!"
January 1, 1970
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