"[first lines] YOU'RE KILLING ME! I'M BEING MURDERED!!! I can't stand this torture anymore, I'M DYIN'! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!! I'm tellin' ya J.L., you're typecasting me to death. Comedy! always Comedy! ha-ha, WOO-HOO WOO-HOO, Yuck yuck! Honest J.L., you just gotta give me a dramatic part! -- The Scarlet Pumpernickel"