"Now how much do you think Microsoft Windows is worth? Don't answer! Wait until you see Windows Write, and Windows Paint, and then listen to what else you get at no extra charge: the MS-DOS executive, an appointment calendar, a card file, a notepad, a clock, a control panel, a terminal, a print spooler, a RAM driver, and can you believe it? Reversi! That's right! All these features and Reversi, all for just … How much did you guess? 500? 1000? Even more? No, it's just 99 dollars! It's Windows from Microsoft!"
January 1, 1970
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