"Omnipotent voice: "Some of our choices you will not understand; for instance, food and water are now forbidden!" Sam: "B-but water and food is what makes us go!" Voice: "Oh right. What I meant was, cookies and tang are forbidden. Wade: "Whuh?!? No cookies and tang?!? We'll be dead in three days!""
January 1, 1970
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