"When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned — avoid having sex with the authorities."

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Original Language: English

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Matt Groening, Life in Hell ; as quoted in "Olympic Watch: Let the Games Begin, Finally, Pullease" by Bill Flick, The Pantagraph (June 28, 1996), p. 12 — Comment: It appears that every subsequent citation of this quote, beginning with the January 26, 1998 issue of ARA News and continuing within a plethora of both in-print and online quote compilations, has slightly reworded the punch line to read: "Do not have sex with the authorities."