"Homer: Just give me my gun! Wiseguy: Sorry, the law requires a five day waiting period. We've got to run a background check. Homer: Five days? But I'm mad now! Oh, I'd kill you if I had my gun. Wiseguy: Yeah, well, you don't."
Firearm

January 1, 1970

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