"[...] In this country, wherever you look, there's always a conflict of interest involving relatives, isn't there? If it's not Boschi's father, it's Lupi's son; if it's not Cancellieri's son, it's Fini's brother-in-law; and if it's not Fini's brother-in-law, it's Alemanno's entire family tree. But why don't we just appoint ministers who don't have families? For Home Affairs, Remi; for Foreign Affairs, Oliver Twist; for Constitutional Reform, Bambi; I don't know, for Infrastructure, Heidi. Ah, no. Better not Heidi, in case it turns out her grandfather was vice president of Monte dei Paschi for twenty years."
January 1, 1970
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