"[Inside the Wedding dress shop, Louise enters in Janet's chosen wedding dress] Donna: [Gasp] You look like a sweet! Louise: ...a sweet what? Donna: No, just a sweet, like a Campino, or a truffle. Better than that, you look like a toilet roll cover! Louise: Thank you! Janet: That's a wedding dress... Louise: Janet, we're in a wedding dress shop, what do you expect me to be wearing? The Turin Shroud?"
January 1, 1970
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