"What's your idea of an ideal date? She screws until four o'clock in the morning, then turns into a pizza."

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Playwrights from EnglandWomen authors from EnglandPeople from LondonScreenwriters from EnglandWomen born in the 1950s
Original Language: English

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This joke exists in several versions: attributed also to Ashton Applewhite, Charlie Pierce, and David Lee Roth