"(kindly) Today, my friends, we have a kind of anniversary. And I would like to congratulate you all heartily. As the learned people say, quantity has turned into quality. The total amount of thefts we have committed has already reached a level that is provided for by a different article of the Criminal Code than before. And this article says: up to the capital punishment. So from now on, you and I are not just thieves, but extremely dangerous ones. Agree, this already obliges us a lot. <...> So, let's live quietly. We work for another year, then go each in his own way. But for now, no rustling of banknotes. And if someone doesn't like it, then I advise you to stand with your face to the wall and sniff a bricks for long time. I ask you not to forget that a breeze from the grave is blowing on us all now. Let's not catch a cold!"
January 1, 1970
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