"...I need to crowbar in a discussion on the Switch 2's new mouse mode, for finally a console is able to serve up an FPS experience comparable to the PC gaming mouse and keyboard control system. And in this case, "comparable" means "an awful lot shittier than." Mouses (or "mice..." I've never been sure which is right; they both sound wrong to me) have always come in many shapes and sizes -- some curvy, some straight, some nestled in a mousepad designed to look like an anime girl's bum cheeks. But I think there's a good reason they've always been thicker than a Kit-Kat. The buttons are awkward to press, and I have to fold my hand into a hideous claw shape to keep it upright, so my lunchtime wank felt like making love to a Rolodex. I dropped it quickly, leaving me with two control options: Stick-based, or motion-sensor based. Oh, could I use the stick for large movements, and then use the motion sensor for fine-tuning my aim? [changes to parody German accent] "NEIN! You vill choose either stick only and throw all motion controls out of ze pram; or motion only and ze stick shall sit zere doing nothing, like a Protestant's clitoris, in accordance vith ze doctrine of Nintendo, ze control scheme Nazi!""