"It is very cute. I want to pinch RoboCop's little cheek and jiggle it 'til it makes a sound like a metal mixing bowl being cleaned with a chamois leather. Because it's totes adorbs the way RoboCop: Rogue City thinks it's a real game. It's trying so gosh-darned hard with its accurately modeled likenesses of the original actors that animate so awkwardly, you can practically hear the squeaking of gears as their mouths flap up and down."