"During a secret meeting, an unknown SD officer silently enters Hitler's bunker, photographs the maps on the table, rummages through Keitel's briefcase, hides operational plans in his pocket, etc. "Who is this?" — Hitler asks. "This is Stirlitz, the Russian spy" — Müller answers tiredly. — "So arrest him! Are you Gestapo chief or kindergarten principal?!" — "It's pointless, mein Führer. He can always justify himself with his impeccable logic.""
January 1, 1970
https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Seventeen_Moments_of_Spring