"[Opening titles] Due to precedents set by cable networks preceding ours, our Stable & Practices department has asked us to warn you that this program may contain mature language. Historically, Standards & Practices has been employed to regulate the fairness of TV game shows. Here though, they want us to note that sexual situations may be featured in this episode. We really love our S&P for letting us make disclaimers like this, comprised of too much text, even though we still have to say things like this program may contain violence. In a second, we're going to fade out most of this. As always, viewer discretion is advised."