"And this ain't a good sequel like Paddington 2. It's more like we're watching The Temple of Doom. No, this ain't The Empire Strikes Back It's the time you tried to reheat your Big Mac! This ain't even Fast and Furious 6! It's more like that Home Alone we got on Netflix! I think Olivia Rodrigo would agree. This is even worse than your ex eatin' strawberry ice cream, no! This ain't The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers. This was Shrek: Forever After when it stole two hours of my life! It's not The Dark Knight! It's my high school production of Grease and I'm the only guy Because the football coach wouldn't let anyone miss a practice day! And if I do recall, they finished last anyway! Now I'm onstage doo-woppin' by myself That's when someone in the back row screams, "I'm in hell!" I feel lower than dirt, smaller than nothing And on the next day my junior prom date dumped me! We've all been there, right? Anyway, that's what this election feels like."