"Welcome, one and all, to the amazing Dr. Pibb's He'll make a penis from a buttock and a woman from a rib And if you'v…"

"As a human being I am lost, and as an artist I am looking for answers. Yet the lost look toward me, the artist, for a…"

"Here, let me define 'funny' for you - some guy in his 60s singing 'hope I die before I get old'. Now that's entertain…"

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"We reproduce - our flesh, our blood, our bone But when we die, we enter death alone..."

"Fortune helps those who help themselves The time is here for funeral bells Treat me as befits a knave Cast me to an u…"

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"Laying in a bed in a room in Texas Propped up reading Miller's ‘Sexus’ Scotch on the side and a Pentagram ashtray Gir…"

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"All of seventeen, eyes a purple green; Treated like a queen, she was on borrowed self-esteem."