"These villagers here, they conspire to infuriate me!"

"Don't get fresh with me, suckling! Do you know who you're talking to?!"

"(To a villager) "The dark raging fire that is my unyielding evil freezes his soul.""

"What is she going to do, providing dreams to humans? Why isn't she providing despair and pushing humans off into the …"

"This looks evil. Really evil. So evil I'm jealous. I should be like this."

"(To a child of Tenel) "Gaze into my horrifying visage and fear it! Cry! Pee your pants!""

"(To Annie) "Shut up! I said I'd cure you! I didn't say I wouldn't turn your shadow pink!""

"I am a purely evil, evil King. Let my malevolence and sheer badness awe and terrify you!"

"Yes, I have waited for three hundred years in a bottle due to some deplorable error..."

"(To Rosalyn) "Atta girl, fat legs! Attracting suspicious old men!""