"Only in America could you find a way to make a healthy buck And still keep your attitude on self-destruct."

"This just in: they ain't even worth the worry Lying on their first birth and couldn't even hurt a Smurfberry Hear ye,…"

"Type to just blank and don't show much pitty When I'm in the city I always keep a dutch with me Touch her titty till …"

"The way a lotta dudes rhyme their name should be 'knob shiner' For a buck, they'd likely dance the Jig or do the Huck…"

"Confirmation of your worse fears Ever since his first years had a thirst for beers."

"Remember me God? clean Timbs with emery board' he only came to save the game like a memory card ooh shrewd, alot of c…"

"But back at the lab he found the sleestack was right Not only was it three cracks of light between white The test sho…"

"That's for him to know, for they to never find out About the kidnap, blind fold, and the blind mouse The coroner repo…"

"Listen up, new drink, named it after Chong's daughter triple shot of 'gac, with the chaser of bong water V a strong s…"

"Great balls of fire, guess who just crawled out the mud the mire That could make you trust a motherfuckin' liar A rea…"