"We can't shoot a dog. People? Okay, but not dogs."

"You have the right to remain unconscious. Anything you say ain't gonna be much."

""Close" is a lingerie shop without a front window."

"You know what a future a cop has, Murph? None. Punch a clock for 30 years... retirement... pension... nothin' to do. …"

"(Buries a henchman in cement) Now we've got a relationship we can build on."

"Mel Gibson as Martin Riggs"

"Danny Glover as Roger Murtaugh"

"Rene Russo as Lorna Cole"

"Stuart Wilson as Jack Travis"

"I'm too old for this shit."