"Gosh you're cute. Wanna buy a monkey?"

"Man, oh man, do I hate them fancy lads!"

"Trina: Thats wonderful. I'm always flattered when a psychotic becomes smitten with me."

"We should call this place Wackyville... because it's wacky!"

"These pipes are clean!"

"Paps, you've been like the drunken, abusive grandfather I never had."

"Cupcake: Now I know what you're thinking. "What could be stranger than a big fatass floatin' cupcake?" Heh. How about…"

"Kenny: Mmmm. Gum."

"Paps: Okay, you icy bastard, how about a hot cup-a joe!"

"When you're on the Queen Catherine, don't let 'em give you any of that flank steak bullshit. You know what I mean? Tr…"