"[In torture chamber with Tibetan monks] My brother monks, when I finally get my hands on your brother with no name, h…"

"Did you really think I was going to share ultimate power with you?"

"Man, if I knew I was gonna pay, I wouldn't have cabbed it."

"[Calls for a non responding Mr. Kojima] Well, my boss doesn't seem to be here. Which means you don't get to watch me …"

"[Closing eyes of deceased Master Monk] Enjoy your vacation, Master."

"[In voiceover, remembering Master Monk parable while watching Kar fighting Funktastic goons] He will defeat an army o…"

"It's not about anger; it's about peace. It's not about power; it's about grace. It's not about knowing your enemy; it…"

"An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a quiet conversation ove…"

"Water which is too pure has no fish."

"[Kicks Kar off Jade when fighting] That's my bird."