"Yeah, I made my own box for the division that has no box. You know, the division where they wear black suits and deal with the guys from... [points up] ...up there."

"I pledge loyalty eternal to you, Agent M."

"Chris Hemsworth as Henry / Agent H, a top agent in the MIB UK branch"

"Bassam: Feeling hydrated? Never had a bath before. [shakes the water off] Lost 2 pounds in dirt alone."

"Check, please."

"Thom Fountain and Drew Massey as the Worm Guys (voices), worm-like aliens that work for MIB"

"Rebecca Ferguson as Riza Stavros, an alien intergalactic arms dealer and H's ex-girlfriend"

"Kayvan Novak as Vungus the Ugly, a member of an alien royal family and friend of H"

"Marcy Harriell and Inny Clemons cameo as Molly's parents in a flashback"

"I think we may have a problem in London."

"Riza again, H? When are you going to learn?"

"I am MIB, you Cerulian scum. And FYI, your little club here sucks."

"We are the Men in Black. The Men and Women in Black."

"[to H] You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son to me. You were always like a son TO HIM."

"[dismissively] "Peace offering"."

"Welcome to the circus, Agent M. You are no longer probationary. [hands M a neuralyzer]"

"[spying on H] Why are you wearing pink trousers?"

"Vungus the Ugly: Yeah, baby!"

"Liam Neeson as High T, the head of the MIB UK branch"

"Perfectly done. [glass breaks] Whoop!"

"Tessa Thompson as Molly Wright / Agent M, a rookie MIB recruit assigned to the UK branch"

"Stephen Wight as Guy / Stupid guy in a call center next to Molly"

"Nice save."

"Rafe Spall as Agent C, a senior MIB agent in the UK branch who is skeptical of H's past"

"Les Twins as the Twins, a shape-shifting alien duo seeking a dangerous artifact"

"Emma Thompson as Agent O, the head of the MIB US branch who operates out of New York"

""Suffer"? Me? How dare you use such a word. You know nothing of suffering. I welcome its warm embrace. I exist only to share its meaning. Sin and suffering are my dominion. Perhaps it's time you learned a little of the matters you seek to manage."

"Look at me. I'm already in Hell. Forged in agony and pain. I welcome an eternity of anguish."

"[as he holds and solves the Lament Configuration] Obsolete. Irrelevant. In an age when desire has become amplified, but where lust can be sated electronically, we need something more than just a wooden box."

"I knew you would find your way here eventually. After all...evil seeks evil."

"Here ends the lesson."

"I have nothing to fear."

"Helena Grace Donald as Jophiel"

"Jeff Fenter as Karl Watkins"

"Diane Goldner as a Cleaner"

"Rheagan Wallace as Alison Carter"

"Andi Powers as a Jury Member"

"Heather Langenkamp as The Landlady"

"Alexandra Harris as Detective Christine Egerton"

"John Gulager as The Assessor"

"Damon Carney as Detective Sean Carter / The Preceptor"

"Gary J. Tunnicliffe as The Auditor"