"Oh, hello noobs! I'm guessing by now you realized that I am actually... Stuart Zurgo: the universe's most cunning supervillain! Are your feeble minds blown? Does it gnaw at you knowing that I was right under your noses the entire time?!"

"Three days I waited in line at the Kerwan convention center! All I wanted was an autograph. Instead they told us that you were arrested for kidnapping Abercrombie Fizzwidget!"

"When I think about how many years I spent worshipping you, it makes me sick. I drew fan art. I moderated the Qwark forums. I even wrote a spec screenplay called "The Adventures of Captain Qwark and Sergeant Zurgo!""

"And to think, all this could have been avoided if you just acted like a real hero! But there are no real heroes, are there? Everyone is working an angle. Well now, so am I!"

"Stuart Zurgo? He used to be captain of the Captain Qwark cadet club! You wrote some really disturbing fanfiction. Yeesh!"

"All right, Q-Force. Our mission is simple. Drive back the gungarian hoard, restore the planetary defense center, and return to the Phoenix for what I can only hope is a galaxy-funded pizza party."

"I was in a different place back then! All I wanted to do was be just like you. Then I watched as you were involved in scandal after scandal! And every time the Galaxy just forgave you! You’re nothing but one big epic fail! And this time, you’re going to pay! Colon, closed parentheses. I’m out!"

"My sensors indicate a gravitational anomaly has opened a rift in space time creating a (together with Bentley) wormhole into another world!"

"Be careful, Sly. I’ve never seen a vault this secure."

"Ha! Yeah, I’m up for a little friendly competition."

"Max Casella as Daxter"

"It looks like… Three black holes have converged then it sucked us through a… (together with Clank) wormhole into another world!"

"They’ll see just how worthless their security is when we steal back one of our largest assets."

"I get to the point. You two don’t stand a chance."

"For now, the more games we play, the more whibbles we free."

"Kevin Miller as Sly Cooper"

"Parachute. Parachute!"

"They have hit pause on our home worlds. Fascinating."

"Murray. Stay clear or it’s hippo flambé!"

"Nice form. It makes up in brutality what it lacks in grace."

"My modified translation software says they are “a-fray-giss-d’nerf”. [Clank fixes the software] Ahem. I mean they are afraid."

"Mike Erwin as Jak"

"You know Jak, I trust you. But this is nuts!"

"Steve Blum"

"David Kaye as Clank"

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"

"Run circles around these guys? Sounds like a nice vacation."

"Something is afoot. I’d say no one is above suspicion."

"Now’s the part where I take my frustrations out on the game!"

"Daxter, keep your eye on the target."

"Matt Olsen as Bentley"

"Well, whoever brought us here won’t need a wormhole when I knock ‘em into outer space!"

"Chris Murphy as Murray"

"Richard Horvitz"

"Looks like you picked up a few moves out there!"

"What a lunatic risk! Do you have any idea how many times we almost bought him out there?"

"They’ve been rewritten in ancient Mesopotamian. The only translator I know of is in Istanbul!"

"Careful, careful. A real thief would know just how valuable those are."

"Glad to drop in!"

"Sly! Focus on as many targets as possible!"

"James Arnold Taylor as Ratchet"

"I will remind you that without Gold Bolts, there is no money for a Spaceflix subscription."

"Our most interesting proposal."

"A survey of materials recovered from micro debris along congruent back doors originating in this quadrant indicates a high likelihood of Gold Bolt production."

"Armin Shimerman as Dr. Nefarious"

"Jennifer Hale as Rivet"

"David Kaye as Clank"

"Debra Wilson as Kit"

"Robin Atkin Downes as Emperor Nefarious"

"I detect danger lurking."