First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
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"Seann William Scott - Joseph "Father Joe" Binghoffer"
"Sam Straley - Lloyd "Shrub" Mallet"
"Justin Linville - Mickey St. Jean"
"Taylor Ortega - Nadine Garcia-Parney"
"Krystal Smith - Mandy "Big Mandy" Matthews"
"Aya Cash - Cheryl Peterson"
"Chelsea Holmes - Kelly Mallet"
"Chris Lilley – Jonah Takalua, Mr G (Helen 'Greg' Gregson) and Ja'mie King"
"Gina Riley - Gina Riley, Manager of Marketing & Liaisons for the Sydney Olympic Games"
"Bryan Dawe - Bryan Dawe, Manager of Accounts, Budgeting & Finance for the Sydney Olympic Games"
"Nicholas Bell - Nicholas Bell - Secretary to the Minister for the Olympic Games"
"John Clarke - John Clarke, Head of Administration & Logistics for the Sydney Olympic Games"
"Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Sheriffs department"
"Terry: Have you ever had skittles? They're like pure sugar!"
"[In regards to Inspector Smiley, an English transfer to the department for the day as part of the "Badges Across the Water" program.]"
"(The whole group is in the conference room except Dangle.)"
"Officer Garcia has been shot"
"repeated line"
"Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Lt. Dangle and I have a very special relationship. We're like a brother and sister...except a brother and sister who have sex."
"Talking to a Klan member"
"Terry: I heard a rumor."
"Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Hey, Terry! Sheriff's Department!"
"talking to a junior-high class"
"Deputy Garcia: Criminals are the vomit of society and we are the sawdust."
"said of a prostitute"
"Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Raineesha Williams is a loudmouth, backstabbing Jew. I wanna say Jew but I think she's in fact very openly Catholic, which I have a problem with, too."
"Jackie the Hooker: Shit, my wig falls off...now everybody knows I don't have cancer..."