"[During a typical Wile E Coyote and Road Runner chase, the speeding object of the coyote's chase stops, revealing it to be Bugs Bunny] Hi! I suppose you're expecting the Road Runner. Well, he sprained a giblet cornering a sharp curve the other day. So, uh, I'm standing in for him. Uh oh! Here comes that old coyote now! Better get on me horse! Meep! Meep! [runs off]"

"You know, it's amazing the trouble this joker goes through to get a square meal. Eh, case in point... [he shows off Wile E.'s latest rabbit trap, which involves a boulder suspended above the ground by a rope, a seesaw and a rifle]"

"Here we go again! He doesn't give up easy, does he?"

"[as he times the coyote's run and Wile E appears] Yep! Here comes the old 5-15 now! Right on time!"

"Do you realize he almost hit this door?"

"[pretending to talk to the coyote over the phone] Hello. This is the telephone company. You haven't paid your telephone bill lately, so we're going to have to cut you off. Sorry. [cuts line with scissors; the coyote falls to the ground]"

"[last lines] The moral is, never get cut off in the middle of a long distance fall."