Gavin Free

"I've created the Tower of Pimps. Everyone worship me."

"No, I'm not saying cool. I'm saying cool."

"Usually when Geoff punches me, he's smiling. There was no smiles. It was pure rage."

"What is Game Night?"

"Jack's got an arsehole like a clown's pocket."

"Monty, I'm not attracted to dudes. But if I had a boner for you, it's really trying right now."

"People like grapes."

"The sky is bigger than the ground."

"Would you guys still be friends with me if my name was Henry Dillmond?"

"Let's just hope I don't find any more turtles, 'cause it is really getting me depressed."

"I drank holy water blessed by the pope. It was mingin'."

"Do you actually control what your brain says?"

"I tried to bang Ray in my house, and bloody there was somebody already in there."

"If you sleep upside down, do you dream upside down?"

"Rich people always smell good."

"Would you be friends with me if I didn't have an arsehole?"

"Would you be upset if you found out your dog was just a robot and it was being driven by a lizard?"

"We'll have an office suck-off."

"Maybe we can shake the life back into him."

"Does rocks float on lava?"

"A pig never forgets, Ryan. They actually are pretty smart, I think, pigs. They can play pong or something."

"If you were a whale, water would be smaller."

"I'm feeling lucky!"

"Some people are so Scottish, it looks like it hurts them."

"I will kill all of you. All the ghosts will come."

"If we have the smegging compass, Jeremy, you don't need to look at the farting sun."

"Are you havin' my ass?"

"How up is space?"

"OK, let's make some sweet, bunty little smubbles."

"Dogs hate lettuce."

"Do you know what I found out that blew my mouth?"