Wicked (musical)

"[Noticing the whole student body is staring at her green tint] What? What are you all looking at? Do I have something in my teeth? [Drops her suitcase] Alright, let's just get this over with. No, I am not seasick. Yes, I've always been green. No, I didn't eat grass as a child…"

"I don't cause commotions, I am one."

"[to Glinda] Well, we can't all come and go by bubble!"

"[to Nessarose] There's no place like home."

"[About Dorothy] Takes a dead woman's shoes? Must've been raised in a barn."

"What could he get me? I clash with everything."

"[To Dr. Dillamond] You shouldn't let statements like that bother you. I mean, I always do, but you shouldn't."

"No good deed goes unpunished."

"[To Madame Morrible] I'm the other sister, Elphaba, I'm beautifully tragic."

"[About Galinda] Blonde."

"Because, I knew you."

"[Upon descending at the Munchkinland celebration of the Witch's demise] It's good to see me, isn't it? No need to respond! That was rhetorical."

"That's a good question. One that many people find confusifying. Are people born wicked, or do they have wickedness thrust upon them? After all, she had a childhood. She had a father, who just happed to be the governor of Munchkinland.. She had a mother, as so many do..."

"[Commenting on one of Elphaba's outbursts] It seems the artichoke is steamed."

"[Upon seeing Fiyero for the first time] Do you know who that is? It's that Winkie Prince whose reputation's so scandalacious."

"[to Dr. Dillamond] I don't see why you can't just teach us history, instead of always harping on about the past."

"[Talking about Fiyero] He's distant and moodified… and he's been thinking, which really worries me!"

"In solidarity, and to express my... outrage, I will no longer be known as GA-linda, but simply... Glinda."

"Let the little girl go, and that poor little dog, Dodo."

"I know you don't want to hear this, but someone has got to say it! You are out of control!"

"[With effort] I mean come on, they're just shoes. Let it go!"

"It's GA-linda. With a 'Ga'."

"I'm Glinda. The 'Ga' is silent."

"I will now transform your simple frock into a magnificent ball gown. [waves wand] Ball gown! [does not work, waves wand again] Ball gown!... [Galinda slaps wand against her thigh] Hello? Is this thing on? Oh, just wear the frock, it's pretty!"

"Oh, look, it's tomorrow!"

"You just take that one road the whole time...I hope they don’t get lost. I’m so bad at giving directions."

"It's dreadful, it is to have a house fall on you..."

"[To Mme. Morrible] Madame, have you ever considered how you'd fare in captivity? Cap-tiv-i-ty. Pri-son. Personally I don't think you'll not hold up very well, you see, my personal opinion is that you do not have 'what it takes.' I hope you prove me wrong...I doubt you will."

"[after Elphaba casts a spell on their class] Alright, just don't move... and don't get mad at me!"

"What did you mean to do? And why was I the only one you didn't do it to?"

"There's no pretense here. I happen to be genuinely self-absorbed and deeply shallow."

"It's not lying, it's looking at things another way!"

"Let the green girl go!"

"[To Elphaba] It's just... you've been Galindafied."

"[To Elphaba] Maybe the driver saw green and thought it meant go."

"[to Elphaba] I can't harbor a fugitive, I'm an unelected official!"

"I have a personal score to settle with Elph-- ...with The Witch!"

"[to Galinda] You're touching me!"

"[Welcoming new students to Shiz University] ...I know I speak for my fellow faculty members when I say we have nothing but the highest hopes for some of you."

"[to Elphaba] Careful, dear. You mustn’t get wet."

"[To Glinda] Smile, wave... and shut up."

"My personal opinion is that you do not have what it takes. I hope you prove me wrong... [she begins to walk away] I doubt you will."

"Since once I had my own day in the sky, I say everyone deserves the chance to fly!"

"The truth isn't a thing of fact, or reason. It's simply what everyone agrees on."

"Where I come from, we believe all sorts of things that aren't true. We call it history."

"[after Elphaba discovers he's behind the anti-Animalism] Where I'm from, the best way to bring people together... is to give them a really good enemy."

"Idina Menzel - Elphaba Thropp"

"Kristin Chenoweth - Galinda "Glinda" Upland"

"Norbert Leo Butz - Fiyero Tiggular"

"Carole Shelley - Madame Morrible"