"Aeris: I've taken heavy losses and the Zerg have us pinned. If your reinforcements don't make it here soon it's all o…"

"Leo: Wow! What an amazing and high detail error screen. You sure did get your money's worth on this..."

"Pit from Kid Icarus: You know I was this close to getting into Smash Bros. It's all politics really..."

"n00b: Wut buttun is fly up?/"

"Leo: It's about those alien face huggers. They clamp to your face and implant their babies into your stomach, right?"

"Leo: GAWD, it's SO hot out. Hot like my butt, which really isn't that hot. No. Not with that face growing out of it. …"

"Leo: Spare monies for a noob?..Heal plz?..How I mine for fish?"

"Narrator: Finally...You can't hurt da Blob! Well not physically anyway."

"Edward Elric: At last we've found it, Al. The Philosopher.."

"Aeris: Oh bloody hell, [my iPod's] frozen again? I just bought this!"