"[On his habit of sleeping with underage girls] Everybody needs a hobby."

"[after wrecking his car] So that happened."

"This is what my people died for... the right to make a movie in this town."

"I'm going to rip your heart out, then I'm going to piss on your lungs through the hole in your chest! And the best to…"

"If your memory was as long as your dick, you'd be in good shape."

"Well, I'm gonna solve it here or this bimbo you sent me is gonna be doing a donkey act on public access television. H…"

"I don't know what her problem is. She takes off her shirt to do a voice-over. What's her problem? The country could d…"

"William H. Macy - Walt Price"

"Philip Seymour Hoffman - Joseph Turner White"

"It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction."