"Yeah, Avatars nothing if not as subtle as an attention-starved Alsatian in a prison riot. "Eww, humans are huge, greedy, land-stealing bastards, and the Navi are perfect and peace-loving and noble and one with nature..." Now look here, James Camera-Head. It's very easy to be one with nature when nature is as weirdly fucking obliging as it seems to be on Pandora. It's easy to be nice when you live in the garden at the start of Wonka's chocolate factory, and there's food everywhere, and there's a fucking naturally-occurring free Internet anyone can connect to with the ethernet cable stuck up their bum. And you can literally fling yourself off a fucking cliff and count on the pterodactyl Uber service to catch you before you hit the ground. I think the Navi need to check their planet privilege."
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