"You must release all that negative energy! Go for it! Give me your best primal scream Fred!"

"Fred's head - the official website"

""Friendship is like your room, sometimes it gets messy."

""Sometimes, an ex is like a horror story…Baaahh!!"

"Christmas, it's hard to give it up cold turkey…"

""If you're looking for true beauty, then I would suggest your follow your nose."

"In my experience, you can't always measure someone’s courage by the size of the nuts they got."

""Even the most absorbant paper towels can't wipe up the spills of the heart!"

""Love is like hair after a ride on the rollercoaster. Difficult to untangle ."

"I just finished my self portraits "Visages in Velvet"!"