"[to a spider] Hey Charlotte, where's Wilbur? [cut to his mom serving up ham] Wilbur, mom you didn't."

"[as Ed's trying to get in the house pretending to need the bathroom] How dumb do I look? You wanted to play hardball …"

"Minor league. Major friendship."

"Heroes come in all shapes and sizes."

"Matt LeBlanc as Jack "Deuce" Cooper."

"Jay Caputo and Denise Cheshire as Ed."

"Jayne Brook as Lydia."

"Doren Fein as Liz."

"Jack Warden as Chubb."

"Bill Cobbs as Tipton."