"Barbara Crampton – Carol"

"Michael Kearns – Male Porno Actor"

"I do not do animal acts. I do not do S&M or any variations of that particular bent, no water sports either. I will no…"

"Weirdo, so many weird people I should never have moved to Hollywood! Fucking freaky actors, that's what there is here…"

"Okay. Let's bring in the body double!"

"The X Cinema, L.A.'s classiest X-rated movie house. This week see the film everyone's talking about: "Holly Does Holl…"

"I'm not just a stunt cock, I'm an ACTOR!"

"As far as I'm concerned, you're the real reason Gloria Revelle got murdered. If you hadn't have been so busy getting …"

"A seduction. A mystery. A murder."

"Do you like to watch?"