"There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion."

"Wow. I actually was writing my own suicide note just now. “I have 32 fleeting minutes of happiness during lunch, which has been eaten up again and again by the same especially badly dressed student, and I finally thought I would rather have the dark nothingness. It sounds so relaxing. Have a nice life without me, fuckers.”"

"Katie Stuart - Jeannie"

"Don't be awkward. Socialize."

"Hailee Steinfeld - Nadine Franklin"

"Alexander Calvert - Nick Mossman"

"Eric Keenleyside - Tom"

"I just had a horrible thought... I’m going to have to spend the rest of my life with myself."

"Hayden Szeto - Erwin Kim"

"Kyra Sedgwick - Mona"

"Laine MacNeil - TCBY Yogurt Girl"

"Haley Lu Richardson - Krista"

"Darian: Life isn't fair sometimes, Nadine, okay? You gotta get over it!"

"[in the bathroom] Please. Please, god, help me. Why do I even bother? Why do I even... You've never given me one thing. Any time I ask you for anything, you're like, "oh, you need help with something? Let me help you. I'm just playing. I'm gonna butt-fuck you some more. [she reaches for toilet paper, but there is none left.]"

"Life's about taking risks. Don't be afraid to put yourself out there."

"Woody Harrelson - Mr. Bruner"

"I like to think there's more to a person than just one thing."

"Nicci Faires - Tara"

"Kaitlyn Dever - Krystal"

"Once you've actually talked to her, you see who she is."

"I liked her... a lot."

"Gary Weeks - Joe"

"Whitney Goin - Mrs. Finecky"

"Masam Holden - Ricky"

"The best thing about now, is that there's another one tomorrow."

"Compared to other kids, I haven't had that many hardships... not really. Shit's... Stuff's happened, sure, but stuff always happens right? But the real challenge of my life, the real hardship is me. It's always been me."

"P.S. - I don't know if this was due a long time ago. Probably was. That's fine. It may be too late for this essay. But it's not too late for me."

"Kyle Chandler - Tommy Keely"

"Jennifer Jason Leigh - Sara Keely"

"Dayo Okeniyi - Marcus"

"Miles Teller - Sutter Keely"

"Cassidy: [to Sutter] You'll always be my favorite ex-boyfriend."

"Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Holly Keely"

"Shailene Woodley - Aimee Finecky"

"Bob Odenkirk - Dan"

"You think beauty's in some classroom or some textbook, and it's not. That's not what it's about. This right here. This is beautiful. All of this. That's all you need."

"Stay out of my motherfucking business, Krystal!"

"Brie Larson - Cassidy"

"Andre Royo - Mr. Aster"

"Somebody call the fashion police, i'm making this citizens arrest!"

"Relax Claire, this isn't Epcot!"

"Uh, conversation between the taco and burrito, nacho!"

"Wait... I lost an earring. NOBODY MOVE!"

"Loser loser, double loser, whatever, as if, get the picture. DUH!"

"Even worse, you left me for Kuh-Laire!"

"It looks like Jenna's lips got a boob job!"

"Elizabeth Gillies as Shelby Wexler"