"I feel like there are things that you just, like, don't say to me. And I can't tell whether you're, like, holding back a desire to be close or a desire to be distant."

"Cooper Raiff — Andrew, a Tulane University graduate who has recently moved back home"

"Amara Pedroso Saquel — Maya, Andrew's girlfriend"

"Colton Osorio — Rodrigo, David's friend"

"Kelly O'Sullivan — Bella"

"Judd Hirsch - Arthur Pope"

"Marcia Jean Kurtz - School Clerk"

"Lynne Thigpen - Contact at Eldridge St."

"Augusta Dabney - Abigail Patterson"

"Christine Lahti - Annie Pope"

"L. M. Kit Carson - Gus Winant"

"Jonas Abry - Harry Pope"

"Martha Plimpton - Lorna Phillips"

"David Margulies - Dr. Jonah Reiff"

"River Phoenix - Danny Pope /Michael"

"Ed Crowley - Mr. Phillips"

"[to Michael] Why do you have to carry the burden of someone else's life?"

"You're strange. I cut. I didn't feel like having my picture taken with those sub-humans."

"Arthur Pope: Now, go out there and make a difference. Your mother and I tried. Don't let anyone tell you different."

"Steven Hill - Donald Patterson"

"Annie Pope: What are we doing to these kids? They've been running their whole lives like criminals, and they didnt do anything!"

"You're certifiable. You're welcome!"

"...So, now that we've determined that I belong here, let's talk about you."

"[to Lorna] Now, I have no right in telling this to you. It's dangerous for you and it's dangerous for them, but I'm sorry I just couldn't stop myself. You can do what you want to, you can tell your dad; anything, I don't care. I just needed you to know... I don't know what I'm doing, and I love you."

"Aren't we supposed to question authority? You taught me that! Who do you think you are, General Patton?"

"Melissa Molinaro — Nicolina "Nooki" Santamaria"

"Jeremy Luke — Gino "The Complication" Moretti"

"William Atherton — Dolan"

"Daniel Booko — Paulie"

"Your Worst Fears Will Surface"

"Patton Oswalt as Larry Juston/Mall Santa"

"Eddie Kaye Thomas as Andy Rosenberg"

"Thomas Lennon as Todd"

"David Krumholtz as Seth Goldstein"

"Paula Garcés as Maria Perez-Lee"

"Kal Penn as Kumar Patel"

"John Cho as Harold Lee"

"Neil Patrick Harris as a fictionalized version of himself"

"Uh, miss, I'm sorry, but I'm not going to let you rape my friend on Christmas Eve."

"[Upon being asked to go to a Christmas Eve party] No can do man. I have to stay here and smoke this weed, otherwise I won't get high."