"On vacation, you can be anyone you want. You can do anything you want. Or being on vacation, transport you into another version of yourself. Because on vacation, you strike up conversations with fellow travelers. You're more outgoing, more confident. On vacation, you're free. Free to nourish your soul. Free to follow your heart."

"I spent most of my life looking for somewhere I belonged. And believe me, I search everywhere. But it's a thin line between searching and running away. So after all my searching, this is what I've learned. Home is where you can be entirely yourself. In fact, home doesn't have to be a place at all. It doesn't matter where you go or what you do. When you're with the person who loves you, for you, you're always home. Even on vacation."

"Tom Blyth — Alex"

"Molly Shannon — Wanda"

"Jameela Jamil — Swapna"

"Fran Drescher - Eunice"

"Andy Samberg - Johnny Loughran"

"I don't say "bleh, bleh-bleh"!"

"David Spade - Griffin"

"Steve Buscemi - Wayne"

"Kevin James - Frank"

"Sadie Sandler - Winnie"

"Selena Gomez - Mavis"

"Adam Sandler - Drac"

"- Ericka Van Helsing"

"[reading a sign] "No pets allowed?" Uh-oh."

"Get ready for a DJ Battle!"

"Oh, no. Bob is Tinkles? How did he get here?"

"Jim Gaffigan - Professor Abraham Van Helsing"

"Genndy Tartakovsky - Blobby, Blob Baby and Blob Pup"

"[greeting the passengers of the train] Good evening. I am Professor Abraham Van Helsing. That's right, one of the Van Helsings!"

"[after Drac tampers with his DJ music to escape Frank's cousin] Whoa! The DJ booth is a sacred space!"

"Did you guys hear that? He actually said "bleh, bleh-bleh"."

"[to Frank] Oh, no, you don't. Last time you gambled, you lost an arm and a leg, literally."

"FIRE BAD!!"

"Frank, would you rub some moonscreen on my back before I get burned?"

"[from the trailer] Oh, no. Blobby's gonna puke."

"Drac! Van Halsing's beats are controlling the giant octopus thingy! If there's one thing I hate, it's an evil DJ! We need POSITIVE ENERGY!"

"Everybody just please watch the hair. Watch the hair!!"

"[attempting many times to kill Dracula but fails] You can't run from me Prince of Darkness! I will hunt you for all eternity! I swear I will never rest until I destroy you... And... Every... Other... Monster... If it's the last thing... I... Ever... Do!!"