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"My mom told me Florida was so sunny and gorgeous, that everybody in America wanted to live there. Everybody except me. And as usual, I was out-voted."
"I knew I couldn't spend the rest of the school year hiding from Beatrice the Bear. I had to take a stand, even if it meant getting decapitated with my own lunch tray."
"[on the phone with the mayor's secretary] Mother Paula can do a lot of things, but she can't change the weather. That would be Mother Nature."
"So why are there palm trees in Ireland?"
"So to answer your question, Pacific swells are usually a lot bigger than Atlantic swells. But remember: Kelly Slater is from Florida."
"Mullet Fingers: You've got to start thinking like an outlaw!"
"Dana Matherson: [lisping] You and me are far from thettled!"
"Mayor: Mother Paula's is going to be a shining example of my six-point economic development plan, bringing to Coconut Cove over twelve new jobs!"
"Kimberly: I would just like to say that I, Mother Paula, am simply shocked by what's gone on here today. And you, young man, are no longer an employee of Mother Paula's; you're fired!"
"Luke Wilson as Officer David Delinko (the police officer in Coconut Cove)."
"Logan Lerman as Roy A. Eberhardt."
"Brie Larson as Beatrice "The Bear" Leep, Roy's girlfriend."
"Tim Blake Nelson as Leroy "Curly" Brannit, David's rival later best friend."
"Cody Linley as Napoleon Bridger "Mullet Fingers" Leep, Beatrice's stepbrother and Roy's best friend."
"Neil Flynn as Andrew Eberhardt, Roy's father."
"Clark Gregg as Chuck Muckle, (the manager of Coconut Cove)."
"Robert Wagner as Mayor Grandy (the mayor of Coconut Cove)."
"Kiersten Warren as Lizzy Eberhardt, Roy's mother."
"Jessica Cauffiel as Kimberly Lou Dixon, Curly's girlfriend (the mascot of Mother Paula's Pancake House)."
"Dean Collins as Garrett, Roy's best friend."
"Eric Phillips as Dana Matherson, Roy's school bully. (the former at the Trace Middle School later at the Detention Camp Military School.)"
"Damaris Justamante as Mrs. Matherson, Dana's mother."
"Jimmy Buffett as Mr. Ryan, Roy's best friend."
"John Archie as Captain."
"Robert Donner as Kalor."
"Carl Hiaasen as Felix."
"I'll paint you mornings of gold, I'll spin you Valentine evenings... (As the World Falls Down)"
"Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one. (Within You)"
"Your eyes can be so cruel, just as I can be so cruel... (Within You)"
"Live without the sunlight. Love without your heartbeat. I... I can't live within you. (Within You)"
"Where everything seems possible and nothing is what it seems."
"Where anything is possible."
"David Bowie β Jareth the Goblin King"
"Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom as great β You have no power over me."
"Toby Froud β Toby"
"Shelley Thompson β Stepmother"
"Christopher Malcolm β Father"
"Shari Weiser - Hoggle"
"Brian Henson β Hoggle (voice)"
"Ron Mueck β Ludo (voice)"
"David Shaughnessy β Sir Didymus (voice)"
"Jennifer Connelly β Sarah Williams"
"You really wanted to talk to me, didn't you? Practically broke down the door."
"Someone has been in my room again. I hate that. I hate it!"
"Someone save me, someone take me away from this awful place!"
"Once upon a time, there was a beautiful young girl whose stepmother always made her stay home with the baby. And the baby was a spoiled child, and wanted everything for himself, and the young girl was practically a slave. But what no one knew is that the king of the goblins had fallen in love with the girl, and he had given her certain powers. So one night, when the baby had been particularly cruel to her, she called on the goblins for help! "Say your right words," the goblins said, "and we'll take the baby to the Goblin City. And you will be free." But the girl knew that the king would keep the baby in his castle for ever and ever and ever, and turn it into a goblin."
"I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!"
"I wish the goblins would come and take you away, right now."
"I have to face him alone... because that's the way it's done."
"In nine hours and twenty-three minutes... you'll be mine!"