action-comedy-films

"Kane Kosugi as Ryu Hayabusa"

"[Crashes through Kasumi's door] Room service."

"Perfect. Broke another nail."

"Matthew Marsden as Max"

"Holly Valance as Christie Allen"

"Steve Howey as Weatherby"

"Wanna Play?"

"Devon Aoki as Kasumi"

"They have the looks... That KILL"

"Kevin Nash as Bass Armstrong"

"Sarah Carter as Helena Douglas"

"Jaime Pressly as Tina Armstrong"

"Natassia Malthe as Ayane"

"Eric Roberts as Donovan"

"Derek Boyer as Bayman"

"You're Invited."

"The world's deadliest assassins will enter. Only the best will survive."

"Our Nano-bots were working overtime on THAT fight."

"Killer looks are nothing without the right moves..."

"Alone they are unbeatable... Together they are invincible"

"Silvio Simac as Leon"

"Collin Chou as Hayate"

"Brian White as Zack"

"[Tina rolls her eyes after seeing Helena and Weatherby passionately kiss in the boat] Oh, for god's sake; GET A ROOM!"

"I am your servant but if you leave the compound, I am honor-bound to kill you."

"— Krampus Guest"

"— Uncle Rick"

"Gursharn Arya — Drako"

"Let's go heavy."

"Thanks for the escort, fellas!"

"— Mrs. Claus"

"I'm bringing in Jack O'Malley. He’s probably the best tracker in the world."

"Welcome to the North Pole."

"Dwayne Johnson — Callum Drift"

"Reinaldo Faberlle — Agent Garcia (voice)"

"Let's save Christmas. Say it."

"Things are about to get real."

"Are you saying, Santa Claus has been kidnapped?"

"Well, it was nice to meet you Cal, good luck with everything."

"That was… so disturbing."

"Think if you don't need me here, I might just go back to the car."

"The guy is a beast."

"You're mine until you find him. I suggest you get going."

"Last night, Red One, also known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, was abducted from the North Pole Complex."

"We need to prepare for the possibility of no Christmas."

"Evening ladies. What are you so excited about? [turns around to see Callum] Of course, your boyfriend's here."

"We've got snowmen!"

"Grab a car. We're gearing up."

"The North Pole has been taken."

"I'm not gonna like you. I can tell right away, out of everyone here, I like you the least."