abbott-and-costello-films

"Nat Pendleton — Officer Collins"

"Virginia Grey — Montana"

"Edgar Dearing — First Studio Cop"

"Donald MacBride — Police Captain"

"It's no use crying over spilled milk. It's the nickel back for the bottle that I care about."

"Lou Costello — Joe Bascom"

"Frances Rafferty — Claire Warren"

"Donald MacBride — Dennis Kavanaugh"

"Lou Costello — Benny Miller"

"Joan Shawlee — Sylvia Hunter"

"Marjorie Main — Widow Hawkins"

"A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man."

"Lou Costello — Tommy Hinchcliffe"

"Bud Abbott — Harry Lambert"

"They crash the studios and see stars!"

"Lou Costello — Abercrombie"

"Warner Anderson — Norman Royce"

"Carleton G. Young — Gregory LeMaise"

"I penetrate people's brains and leave my mind blank."

"Bud Abbott — Eddie L. Morrison / T.S. Chandler"

"They're Out of the Army!"

"Tom Brown — Bill Gregory"

"It's 'Ma (EGG AND I) KETTLE' as the wild and willing widow!"

"Lou Costello — Chester Wooley"

"Audrey Young — Juanita Hawkins"

"A mounted fish? What whoppers that guy tells! Did you ever see a mounted fish? Did you ever see a fish on a horse?"

"BUD ABBOTT LOU COSTELLO in the CHOKE of the Century!"

"Bud Abbott — Ted Higgins"

"Joseph Calleia — Nick Craig"

"Leon Errol — Julius Caesar 'J.C.' McBride"

"Your favorite SCREEN TEAM is on the SCREAM BEAM!"

"A DOUBLE-BARRELLED FUN BURST"

"M-G-Merriment"

"Bud Abbott — Buzz Kurtis"

"Bob Haymes — Jeff Parker"

"Jean Porter — Ruthie"

"Rags Ragland — Himself"

"Mike Mazurki — Klondike Pete"

"Marion Martin — Miss Milbane"

"Arthur Space — Director"

"I feel like a tin can with a dog's tail tied to it."

"They're Selling Vacuum Cleaners!"

"Brenda Joyce — Miss Ruby Burke"

"Jacqueline deWit — Hazel Temple Morrison"

"Bud Abbott — Slicker Smith"

"Lou Costello — Herbie Brown"

"That wild goose chase of yours is going to lay an egg."

"Marriage is a three ring circus: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and suffering."

"Bud Abbott — Duke Egan"

"Luba Malina — Dagmar"