"She's the kind of chick who likes to look fly Can pick up any guy with a slick rap line Give him the eye, get the keys to the ride And live the single life, a little teasing on the side She's the type of chick who likes to wear fly clothes Who rocks stilletoes, but will be ghetto If anybody knows, let me tell you who knows Who would spin the cashflow, let the story be told E-V-E, how you do that? E-V-E, how you do that? E-V-E, how you do that? E-V-E, how you do that?"

"Eve — Shelly Williams"

"Sean Maguire — Donovan Brink"

"Jason Winston George — J. T. Hunter"

"Nancy Travis - Susan Pearson"

"Tim Meadows - Paul Dufrayne"

"Graham Patrick Martin - Trent Pearson"

"Bill Engvall - Bill Pearson"

"Jennifer Lawrence - Lauren Pearson"

"Skyler Gisondo - Bryan Pearson"

"I can't be anything without you."

"Emily Rutherfurd - New Christine"

"Tricia O'Kelley - Marly Ehrhardt"

"Alex Kapp Horner - Lindsay"

"Hamish Linklater - Matthew Kimble"

"Clark Gregg - Richard Campbell"

"Wanda Sykes - Barbara 'Barb' Daran"

"Trevor Gagnon - Ritchie Campbell"

"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Christine Campbell (aka Old Christine)"

"Christopher Titus - Christopher Titus"

"Rachel Roth - Amy Ferrer"

"Zach Ward - Dave Titus"

"Cynthia Watros - Erin Fitzpatrick"

"Stacy Keach - Ken Titus"

"David Shatraw - Tommy Shafter"

"Ryan Belleville - Jasper Flickman"

"Maz Jobrani - Mr. Hut"

"Zachary Knighton - Laz Lackerson"

"Frankie Ryan Manriquez - Gus Lackerson"

"Amy Yasbeck - Michelle Lackerson"

"Rachelle Lefevre - Lily Ashton"