"Captain Jack: Attention all hands. This is your captain speaking. We're getting more reports of this half shark, half octopus creature that's terrorizing the coast, but please don't panic. There is a way we can stop this thing. Virgin sacrifices. Yes, the Mexican Fish and Game Commission assures me the only way to appease this beast is to offer it a beautiful virgin, preferably 18 to 25 years old. I repeat - Sharktopus wants our virgins."

"Eric Roberts — Dr. Nathan Sands"

"Sara Malakul Lane — Nicole Sands"

"Kerem Bürsin — Andy Flynn"

"Héctor Jiménez — Bones"

"Liv Boughn — Stacy Everheart"

"Shandi Finnessey — Stephie"

"Peter Nelson — Commander"

"Roger Corman — Man on Beach"