Kate & Leopold

"Are you suggesting that there exists a law compelling gentlemen to lay hold of canine bowel movements?"

"I'm accustomed to stand when a woman leaves the table."

"I warn you, scoundrel, I was trained to ride at the King's Academy, and schooled in weaponry by the Palace Guard; you stand no chance. When you run, I shall ride, and when you stop, the steel of this strap shall be lodged in your brain!"

"[to JJ] By the way, there is no "Andre" in Boheme; it's Rodolfo. And though it takes place in France, it is rarely played in French as it is written in Italian. Goodnight, Kate."

"I haven't been your girlfriend for a whole month now. You can tell me the truth."

"You know something? Nobody gives a rat's ass that you have to push the toast down twice! You know why? Because EVERYBODY pushes their toast down twice!"

"Theoretically, if you go to the past in the future, then your future lies in the past. This is a picture of you in the future - in the past."

"All this time I thought that I had "pretzeled" fate, and it had to be untwisted, but what I never considered is that the whole thing is a pretzel. A beautiful 4D pretzel of kismetic inevitability."

"I don't want him ready. I want him resplendent!"

"Meg Ryan - Kate McKay"

"Hugh Jackman - Leopold"

"Liev Schreiber - Stuart Besser"

"Breckin Meyer - Charlie McKay"

"Natasha Lyonne - Darci"

"Bradley Whitford - J.J."

"Paxton Whitehead - Uncle Millard"

"Spalding Gray - Dr. Geisler"

"Phillip Bosco - Otis"

"Andrew Jack - John A. Roebling"