"[singing] Romance is not a children's game."

"[singing] Dear blender/Now, won't you help a first offender?/Oh, toaster/Don't you put the burn on me/Refrigerator/Wh…"

"[To Farley] I'm as sane as you are! Saner!"

"[singing] We lost our home/Our family/You lost compassion, now you're losin' me..."

"Hi, Brad, I've just come to tell you how fabulous I am."

"[singing] If that's not enough, then I'm/So sorry I met you, it was almost like leading you on/But there's more to it…"

"[singing] I need some young blood, I need some young blood. I need it now!"

"They should be sent to the Danube at dawn."

"[singing] Well...! First you go rip, rip, rip/Then you go snip, snip, snip/Then you whip in a zip, zip, zip/And split…"

"Oh, I never watch that..."