"(After seeing him naked) Why Mr Van Damm, you are Jewish!"

"You men certainly do get yourselves into such a state over the "midlands"!"

"My husband put me on top of the cupboard once. You have so much in common."

"And if we cause too many people to congregate in the street, who gives a fiddler's fuck?"

"But I've told all my friends, that I'm helping to build a home for future bastards!"

"You needn't worry. Our lighting will be so subtle, the disputed area [the female genitalia] will be barely visible. A…"

"Tomorrow, we have auditions! Isn't that exciting? People come in to entertain us, and we say either stick around or b…"

"My dear, you must never interrupt a perfectly good argument!"

"Showbusiness is full of Jewish people. One must make do!"

"As you know, these are difficult times. So many of our delightful variety performers have been forced onto the milkline."